This morning the kids were at the table coloring and I was admiring their artistry.
Suddenly the Peanut exclaimed, "Oh no, mom look!"

He pointed out the window at the pool.

Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back.  Guess who's back?

None other than the Real Slim Shady Duck himself and Lil' Miss Wanna Be a Mama Duck.

Two trailer park ducks go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside...

Did she take none of my advice to heart?!

In one ear and out the other.

Teenagers these days.  They NEVER listen!!

Just hanging out hoping not to get caught.

When will they learn?  I see all.  I know all!  I have eyes in the back of my head!!

The minute I spotted them they jumped right out of the pool.

"What?  We weren't doin' nuttin!  I swear!"

Sure they weren't.  Do I look that gullible?!

"We just came by to... uh... I think last time we were here I misplaced a feather somewhere..."

I got the broom.

I didn't even have to take two steps outside the door and they were off.

"Found it!  We have somewhere we need to be!!  Laterz."

Ducks.