This is a humor blog.  I am prone to sarcasm and exaggeration.  If you don't understand either of these concepts you should probably not read my blog.

(I do clean my house and I have never owned a pair of green crocs in my life.  Shh.  Don't tell anyone.  Ok?)

Thank you.  Have a nice day. ;)


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